Get the picture Haikus!

I was talking to Miss Dorothea tonight about a boy who I went on a date with a couple weeks ago, who I was hoping to avoid the "I'm not interested in you" conversation with. However, when he kept texting, calling, emailing, and FACEBOOK chatting, I decided the right thing to do was to let him that I no longer felt a spark.

Miss Dorothea and I wrote some haikus in honor of this occasion:

I thought you were cute

emphasis on the past tense

please do not call me.

Hey. Sup? Where R U?
U there? How's it going? Hi!
I'M NOT INTO YOU

we talked maybe once

that does not mean we're in love

I'll change my screen name.

hard to get is fun
but no reply for a week
means leave me alone.